Fionndiana Jones

Fionndiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

2 years later it was Fionndiana Jones birthday.  He was 38 and John was pretendio set the party.  But he was really bombing the house so Fionn said, "Sam run!  He's setting up guest dummies with bombs inside.  Sam said, "Let's go."  We're in the car.  Fionn said, "Could I get a beer at Spar?"  Sam said, "Sure."  Then he got one and he was crazy.  Then they found the lost ark and put it in the museum.  The End

 

Fionndiana Jones:  Evan's Return

 

Fionn and Sam were in the car still coming back but we saw a dead end with a bridge.  Sam said, "I see a flame thrower." 

"Evan!" said Fionn.

Sam said, "Who's Evan?"

Fionn said, "It's a long story."

Sam said, "O.M.G. Evan shot the bridge.  I guess we gotta jump tuit."  Fionndiana jum and Sam did and it was too late.  Evan shot Fionndiana Jones with a flamethrower.  It was his funeral.  Sam said, "I loved you even though I didn't let you hug me."  The End

 

Copyright 13th September 2010

Edited by Wendy for full stops, question marks, capitals and quotation marks.

Character "John" included at John's request.

Flame thrower included at Evan's suggestion.

Posted by Wendy